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The Legend
The main land was once where the many equines resided in peace. All got along with each other just fine. After the first twins were born into the land everything changed. One had a spiteful nature and was full of anger and darkness; He was cursed Vito. The other was the complete opposite, Caring and friendly; He was cursed Arian. The pair began to collect followers, as each colt grew older. The twins split the entire mass of equines so that half became dark and the other half became light. They all became enemies and they were all sure that a war was to come. It was Vito that discovered that the sea level had dropped to reveal four new areas of land. He claimed two of them, the largest and darkest, for himself and his followers. The Southern and Western points. He left the smallest two areas for his twin brother Arian. The pair built up their armies ready for the war that was to come. Vito and his followers undertook a large operation. He and a gang of other stallions found their way into the eastern and northern areas. They rounded up a large number of his brother’s mares and took them back to his areas. He tortured and raped them before releasing back to their homeland. To his surprise they refused to return to his brother’s lands but they refused to stay with him also. Instead they moved to the main lands and lived in their own area. Dying out peacefully. The attention then turned back to the war that was brewing. Before either could start the war they were both murdered by the beta dark Tempt. However it was not tempt that rose to the throne of the darks nor the beta light to the light throne. It is rumoured that only the true heirs of each point could rise to the throne. Vito’s true heir has returned and is now western queen. Arian’s true heirs have risen to be king of the eastern and northern points. Riviaro being the northern king and sinbad being the eastern king. The southern Point still without a leader.

Status

King of Lights - Riviaro
Queen of Lights - Alamora

King of Darks - Epic
Queen of Darks - Bellatrix

The Point Status

Northern King - Kallisto
Northern Queen - Open

Eastern King - Sinbad
Eastern Queen - Satchel

Southern King - Albatross
Southern Queen - Soul Keeper

Western King - Open
Western Queen - Open

Weather;
Turning fall. Humid heat with several thunderstorms that wreck havock across all areas. It is wise to keep out of the way of the strong winds and the frequent floods from heavy rain fall.
Breeding - All Year
Birthing - All Year


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After a minute or two, Jeff indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons and Jeff doesn't, that Jeff should come to their house around 2:00 PM on Friday.

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Dave came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did Jeff come by this afternoon?" Totally shocked, Sandy replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes." Next Dave asked, "Did Jeff give you $100?" Sandy thought, 'Oh hell, he knows!' Reluctantly she said, "Yes, he did give me $100."

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